A Candle for Book Club
Meet me out back by the dumpster
Because that's where I host my weekly book club. Entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally two or three of us and we intelligently discuss the latest local mug shot newspapers. You'd be surprised at the poetry and word play in some of those. Don't believe me? Fine. Go back to reading your cereal boxes in the tub, hater.
These Cheeky Scented Candles make amazing gifts for the person in your life with a tongue in cheek sense of humour. Each one is handpoured with colourful wax.
Wine and Paperbacks Scented
Net Wt. 10 OZ / 284 G
Burn time: 60 hours